so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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