I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
