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After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
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