what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
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