drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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