It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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