I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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