She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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