i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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