this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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