Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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