if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
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