Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
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