I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
its not stalking. its research.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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