making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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