Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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