Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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