can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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