Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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