Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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