Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
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