That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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