Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
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