i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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