I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
