On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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