making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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