My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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