I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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