he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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