I'm drive I can fine osifer
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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