my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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