Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
