Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I want a musical about memes.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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