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I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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