so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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