Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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