i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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