We won't sleep together?
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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