Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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