"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Randomize
