Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
