is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
