Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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