You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I understand Curling. That high.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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