Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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