My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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