I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Randomize
