Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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