I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Randomize