He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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