some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
