I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
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I need you to use more vowels.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
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