I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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