I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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