What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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